I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex T-Shirt 70s and decades of Kansas City's

and decades of Kansas City's storied nightlife

Gray distressed storm cloud sits at top center

they needed a miracle

Swearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties

vintage screen-print texture throughout

I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex T-Shirt 70s and decades of Kansas City'sLaid to rest is the only version of getting laid that requires zero effort and has a 100% acceptance rate. Eternal unconsciousness might be the most honest relationship status available. The Details: Distressed cream text reads "I WANNA GET LAID" in large arched vintage serif lettering. A green gravestone engraved with "RIP" sits on green grass with fallen leaves, flanked by orange jack o' lanterns and surrounded by orange bats in flight. Small