President George Sloshington - Women's T-Shirt kokomo and the unshakable belief that

and the unshakable belief that blackjack cures heartbreak

They've got gloves

Ralphie's old man treated that fishnet-clad trophy like the Louvre just called

league nights filled every lane while neon hummed against the East Bay fog

Roller skating in a sport coat is the 1950s equivalent of wearing a blazer to a pool party

President George Sloshington - Women's T-Shirt kokomo and the unshakable belief thatGeorge Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America, so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade. Founding a nation and a drinking problem, and only one made it onto the currency. The Details: A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer. White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif