Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - Unisex T-Shirt mountain view Dude's conjuring sparkles right next

Dude's conjuring sparkles right next to the words that make him unemployable

" Orange text reads "COUNTIANS" above white text reading "BASEBALL CLUB

flanked by "ESTD" and "1994" in small distressed white type

" "GEORGIA

Arched distressed cream text reads "STOCKTON" above a decorative "S" flanked by grain stalks and the numbers "18" and "88

Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - Unisex T-Shirt mountain view Dude's conjuring sparkles right nextGuarding turkey drumsticks with that level of accusatory energy tells everyone at the table exactly which double meaning you intended. Somehow the innuendo peaked before the bird was even carved. The Details: Distressed white block text arcs across the top reading "DID YOU TOUCH MY DRUMSTICKS?" in uppercase sans serif lettering with a weathered texture. Two golden orange roasted turkey legs with white exposed bones sit centered below, rendered in a