This is What Happens, Larry - Long Sleeve T-Shirt ballinger " White cursive text at

" White cursive text at the bottom reads "Brigham City

The anchor is just a maritime alibi for a man whose whole personality is a warm beer and a wink

Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered

or parental approval

and nobody asks what third prize looks like

This is What Happens, Larry - Long Sleeve T-Shirt ballinger " White cursive text atDestroying the wrong Corvette with absolute moral certainty is peak Walter, swinging that crowbar like a man who has never been wrong about anything ever. Larry never even flinched, which somehow made it worse. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: High contrast white illustration of Walter Sobchak gripping a crowbar with both hands, wearing yellow tinted aviator sunglasses, mouth open mid yell. Bold yellow uppercase angular text below reads