Kreese's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M A tennis infused design spoof

A tennis infused design spoof parody inspired by Seinfield

A side-profile illustration of the EM-50 in olive drab and cream shows roof-mounted equipment and dual rear wheels

A posterized illustration of Deebo in a patterned button-down and light pants performs an aerial BMX trick with legs extended wide

but President Skroob probably gets a cut

White elliptical orbital rings surround the text

Kreese's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M A tennis infused design spoofMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow