Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Inspired by John Carpenter Films

Inspired by John Carpenter Films

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and orange-red hair

and a prayer life around it

a hand-drawn illustration of a light blue casserole dish overflowing with golden-yellow macaroni and cheese completes the phrase visually

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Inspired by John Carpenter FilmsNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack