Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Bold black retro display text

Bold black retro display text reads "SAN MARINO" at the top with a slightly distressed texture

Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms

Theodore Roosevelt

Minor league ball came to a small southeast Georgia town that lived for summer nights at the ballpark

but that warm slice with whipped cream is the one you're actually thinking about

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Bold black retro display textRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY