Lou's Tavern - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt theatre Astronomy textbooks buried a fully

Astronomy textbooks buried a fully loaded joke in the solar system and just hoped nobody would notice

Blaming the ocean for your personality is the most honest thing anyone's done on vacation

or just trying to make it to last call

Every other version leaves out the part where nobody remembers the blinds and the cigar is decorative at best

Inspired by Escape from New York

Lou's Tavern - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt theatre Astronomy textbooks buried a fullyLou's Tavern getting the neon treatment is like putting velvet ropes outside a dumpster fire. Revolutions born in sticky parking lots deserve aggressively mediocre branding. Inspired by Fight Club. The Details: White outlined block text reads "LOU'S" above large green neon style outlined letters reading "TAVERN." Smaller green capitalized text below reads "WILMINGTON, CALIFORNIA," all set within a pink parallelogram forming a retro neon bar sign