Dad Bod - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave

Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave is just bonus choreography

They call it Scranton

Large white brush-stroke text below reads "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE

Crawling through Nakatomi Plaza in a Santa hat was never part of John McClane's holiday plan

and the results are actually visible

Dad Bod - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Tchaikovsky rolling in his graveDad bods operate in a varsity letterman framework despite a training regimen built entirely around pasta at 10 PM. Decades of proud tradition have never once included a second lap around the block. The Details: Golden yellow baseball script text reads "Dad Bod" with a classic swoosh tail extending from beneath the lettering, rendered in a distressed vintage texture that mimics weathered screen print wear. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long