My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White The old defunct video store

The old defunct video store

Large yellow circle sits behind bold distressed white block text reading "KILLIN' MY LIVER AT THE" with "River" rendered in a flowing white cursive script below

" Bold white Western-serif text reads "CAPTAIN HOOK" above light blue text reading "FISH AND CHIPS" flanked by anchor icons

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Dark red shadowed serif text reads "TURKS" above bold red italic text reading "ROLLERDROME

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White The old defunct video storeSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and