You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Rounded white retro text below

Rounded white retro text below reads "i wear this" above bold

above a thin red horizontal rule

A vintage halftone illustration centers a campfire with orange-amber flames over stacked tan and olive logs

with red script reading "Kiss My" to the left and "Converse" to the right

" with "SAN FRANCISCO

You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Rounded white retro text belowSanta winking while telling you that you ain't getting jack shit is the most honest message the holidays have ever produced. Coca Cola spent decades building that face just so it could deliver disappointment with rosy cheeks. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks, a red hat trimmed in white fur, a white beard, and a sprig of green holly with red