The Great Tri-County Bake Off & Pie Eat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt space a hundred and nothin'

a hundred and nothin'

a cartoon rack of red ribs with exposed white bones sits on a round white grill grate

an olive-green and orange vintage illustration depicts thatched-roof buildings

and scattered water droplets

because nobody survives telling the judge his crown is hideous

The Great Tri-County Bake Off & Pie Eat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt space a hundred and nothin'Lardass Hogan entered that contest with no exit strategy except biological warfare, and the entire grandstand paid the price in blueberry. Nobody wins a barf o rama, but everybody remembers one. Inspired by Stand by Me. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "THE GREAT TRI COUNTY" above large cream block capitals reading "BAKE OFF & PIE EAT." A blueberry pie illustration with golden crust and purple filling sits in a spilled blueberry